Follow J Danielle on twitter
Posts Tagged ‘Kai’
How My Dog Is Just Like a Man
(Kai…my german shepherd)
1. He misbehaves even though he knows I will put him out–he literally runs out of the room when I say “Out.”
2. After I put him out, he sneaks back in when I’m not looking. Sometimes he actually puts his head down and looks away as though that makes him invisible.
3. When he’s bad, he immediately apologizes by trying to be affectionate. This can include trying to lay his head on my chest.
4. If he makes me really mad he’ll go away for a while and then come back later and act like nothing ever happened.
5. He brings me things I don’t want (dead fish heads or trash), and if I don’t pretend to like them, his feelings get hurt.
6. He unknowingly takes more than he gives.
7. He walks around looking for shit to get into and won’t rest until he finds something.
8. When he meets girls, he immediately tries to hump them.
9. Once he realizes he can’t destroy something, he doesn’t want to play with it anymore.
10. He’s aggressive towards most men, friendly to some, but LOVES every woman he meets.
11. He immediately falls in love with anyone who brings him food or treats.
12. When he doesn’t want to do something he pretends to be sleeping or too busy eating.
13. When I leave the house he pretends to be upset when really he can’t wait for me to leave so he can sleep or do his own thing.
14. After being reprimanded repeatedly for making the mistake he is still confused about why I’m upset.
15. When he doesn’t like something I’m doing he moans and groans about instead of just getting up and leaving the room.
16. He relaxes by playing with balls—this can include tennis balls and footballs as well as his “natural’ ones.
17. He knows he’s too cute to stay mad at.
18. He always feels affectionate in the morning jumping on the bed with me and wanting to be petted and hugged; he’s also really aggressive with it trying repeatedly after being shot down. If I’m not in the mood, he cops an attitude and leaves the room.
And the final reason my dog is just like a man…
19. For some reason, I refuse to give up on him.